Sunday, October 17, 2010

Hey cutie

Hello y name is J. I think you seem sweet n fun.I love sarcastic humor n do like boardgames.I love music n movies.I am open minded n honestly easy going.Hope your weekend didnt Fly bye.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Hi

Hello

How are you doing today? My name is J & I live in flushing. I am look for a nice girl for serious relationship. I am very interested in finding more about you. Would you like to have coffee with me sometimes?

I live in queens but I work at downtown brooklyn which is very close to manhattan.

I look forward to hear from you.

Thanks,

J

Saturday, September 18, 2010

(No subject)

when you say "you are lactose", ... i had no idea that is short for "lactose intolerant". Or has this become a common term?

Sunday, September 12, 2010

eye

liked your profile, despite a vague fear of our enemy status.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Hi!

How you doin? I think youre really cute and wouldnt mind getting to know you. I'm a very honest guy. I enjoy many ethic foods and love trying new things especially food. I'm pretty fit despite my love of food. :)

Friday, September 3, 2010

Hi there...

I read your profile and very interested in meeting you in person. So if you're free this week, I would love to take you out for a romantic dinner and/or drinks so we can get to know each other better.

If you're seriously interested in meeting me in person, please send me an email and we'll take it from there.

Have a wonderful day,

B

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Hi

Hi. My name is R. I am from Long Island. I am professionally employed and pretty comfortable in life, but I lack a person to share my happiness with. I am having difficulty meeting a quality lady in my search for a mate. Perhaps you can change that!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Hello

Hello there

I like your profile.

To be precise, I am a french guy travelling often to NY that is looking for a play partner while in NYC. I will be in NY ext week arriving on tuesday for 10 days...let me know if you will be free to meet.

B

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Sunday, May 9, 2010

=O)

Just to give you a heads up on the favoriting dealie, read your profile through and determined that you may very well be a cool cat, but that's all speculation. A conversation would be nice, meeting up over coffee tea or hot cocoa would be rad too, given if we spark =O)

Monday, May 3, 2010

HIHI just admiring the shape of your skull

haha umm I dont really know what to say im super bored and sleepy.Not much to go on from your page. I did not put much into mine either though. If you are every interested in random chatter let me know I love that sort of thing . I wouldnt mind drinking coffee with you somewhere someday. I was once a barista if thats at all interested , A supervisor at that I was good at that . Well I suck at mail, hope to talk to you soon .hm in active conversation.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

michael jackson

Hey My name is B (pronounced B) Yes I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan. I can imitate all of his moves. I was actually MJ for the past 5 Halloweens. I use to perform his moves on stage in college and in parties. I also auditioned last year for a upcoming reality show on who can dance, sing like MJ. It was a great experience.

hi

the tv told me to message you.


i am serious

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

So.... come here often?

Hi, I have no idea what I'm supposed to say here. I don't do well with "supposed to's".

I guess I can tell you about the mouse I saw in my apt yesterday. I've named him Jeffrey, but of course if I see him again I will find out his real name.

Ok, that's enough.

-d

Friday, March 5, 2010

LMAo...

LMAo... your to funny, So do you think Samual A Jackson is a Bitch? lol funny girl...

Monday, February 15, 2010

Happy Belated Valentines Day!

hey,

You sound like you might be more than just another pretty face. Something tells me that you're probably getting about 50 emails a day from loser guys saying things like "Hi, I'm freshly divorced from my seventh wife, have 5 delinquent kids... but the good news is that I have a good chance at finally getting a job..." etc.

In any event, I'm the type of guy your mom never warned you about, but she should've. You sound like you might make an interesting acquaintance, so let's get together for a cup of something delicious and some interesting conversation... if you think you can handle it, that is!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I don't think I look like a bitch

wanted to say hi, you seem like you could be fun, and interesting. You are quite attractive as well. Get back to me if you wish, adios

Monday, February 1, 2010

Missed Instant Message(s)

s-man: when was your last bf?
s-man: ok are you ready to meet someone?
s-man: i gotcha
s-man: haha not litterally

Saturday, January 30, 2010

interpolations...

...of indications simpatico, empathic and preconception gate crashing...

There are certain constellations of predispositions that do indeed despite (or perhaps because) of ourselves we end up with radar wary yet subconscious settings somehow fixed on strangely compelling.

But I (unduly perhaps) digress.

Send up a smoke signal if intelligent life intersection (presuming you conclude I qualify) appeals.

Best,

L