Monday, February 15, 2010

Happy Belated Valentines Day!

hey,

You sound like you might be more than just another pretty face. Something tells me that you're probably getting about 50 emails a day from loser guys saying things like "Hi, I'm freshly divorced from my seventh wife, have 5 delinquent kids... but the good news is that I have a good chance at finally getting a job..." etc.

In any event, I'm the type of guy your mom never warned you about, but she should've. You sound like you might make an interesting acquaintance, so let's get together for a cup of something delicious and some interesting conversation... if you think you can handle it, that is!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I don't think I look like a bitch

wanted to say hi, you seem like you could be fun, and interesting. You are quite attractive as well. Get back to me if you wish, adios

Monday, February 1, 2010

Missed Instant Message(s)

s-man: when was your last bf?
s-man: ok are you ready to meet someone?
s-man: i gotcha
s-man: haha not litterally